August 25, 2010
Updated: August 25, 2010
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Photo Album of Garland Starnesof the Châteauroux Air Station Website
Atop the Eiffel Tower - Left to right: Bob Graf, Joe Cuellar, Jim Riley & John Doyle
Garland Starnes - 2000
And now....there's another one!
Garland is retired and enjoys the good life in North Carolina with his wife, Evelyn. He is a frequent contributor to the website with his wit and comments. Below are some of Garland's jokes and observations.
I try to be open minded, but, I fear my brains will fall out.
Strength Vs. Age
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun
of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough.
Why Women Talk So Much
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use, on the average, only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?"
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